Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Facebook: Use It & Die...

Just been reading an article about an Oxford Scientist who says "Facebook might ruin minds"
Here's some of the article:

Ms. Greenfield – a member of Britain’s House of Lords who holds the title of Baroness – said that social networking sites like Facebook might create short attention spans. She said that one teacher she knows had noticed a sharp decline in her pupils’ abilities to understand others over the last 30 years.

The last 30 years!! You can't blame Facebook for that.. the drugs maybe but not Facebook. Is this what I pay tax for? So a scientist can tell me to stop having fun now & just wrap myself up in front of the TV in cotton wool.. that is of course presuming we're allowed to watch TV because too much of that will probably turn us into devil worshipping sex pests.

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I read another article that said Facebook is harmful to children, you know whats harmful to children? Paedo's! Paedo's are harmful to children, so how about you take some money off the scientists & use it to catch the paedos.. and let the kids play on Facebook in their own houses were they're safe.. of course apart from any Paedos on Facebook but you know what I mean!

Then of course there's the article about how Facebook increases the risk of cancer:

According to the Daily Mail, using Facebook “could raise your risk of cancer”. The newspaper reported that social networking sites “could raise your risk of serious health problems by reducing levels of face-to-face contact”.

Now I actually laughed out loud at this one.. I mean lol'd.. I'm now walking around Liverpool popping up in front of people & staring at them right in the face to reduce my risk of cancer... and increase my risk of being put away for insanity.

You can't do anything without getting cancer these days.. and don't even start me on that stroke advert!! Talk about causing mass hysteria, I bet the hospitals are full of drunk people on a Friday night who think they're having a stroke due to that advert. The symptoms are the same.. slurred speech, can't hold yourself up never mind your arms, headache & your face is all over the place.

I just wish the world was still like the 1960's when everything was groovy baby ;)






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